My god, please fucking stop it. I would rather read a million break-up statuses, a billion vague, passive aggressive posts, a thousand old people saying something awkward and embarrassing than see another person post a picture of their baby. It's right up there with political rage comics as the most sickening shit on the internet. I've seen so many people post the same ugly pictures of their ugly baby over and over, getting 20 likes for each because people are essentially socially obligated to like every baby related status they post.
I'm sick of babies everywhere, in movies, video games, at Wal Mart, on the street. On my drive home there's a billboard with a picture of a baby and a caption of "I'm the future!". I don't care about the political message about abortion or whatever, I'm just sick of babies. They aren't miracles, life isn't that fucking valuable. People can accomplish amazing things but they can also go fucking nowhere. Another random baby being pushed out by some ugly slut with bad tattoos isn't something that anybody should give a shit about.
And shut the fuck up about Dr. Who too. I haven't seen any episodes, I assume it's decent at least, but I know at least five people who can't post anything except Dr. Who shit. Dr. Who shitty memes, Dr. Who fanart, Dr. Who cosplays, Dr. Who video games, just shut the fuck up about it. I love Berserk, Septic Flesh and Buckethead but I don't have this retarded endless compulsion to constantly blather on about something only me and three other people give a shit about. Maybe talk about it when there's big news, or a former actor dies or goes in space, or maybe once every five years post a stupid Dr. Who rage comic if you must. When something like The Hobbit or Les Miserables comes out people talk a lot about it and post lots of stupid shit that is only vaguely related to it, but it eventually fades and they latch onto the next thing. With Dr. Who fans it's a constant hurricane of the exact same bullshit that nobody cares about.
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